I've been looking for lamps recently, and I stumbled across this.  It may not be the statement I want to make in the living room, but it might be perfect for the home office.  With the Alien Abduction Lamp, it looks for all the world as if old Bossie the cow is being abducted by tractor-beam wielding aliens aboard the flying saucer.  This lamp stands about 11.5″ tall and has a 9″ diameter.  It uses LED lights and has a high-quality Perspex beam; the space ship is made of stainless steel with a black-pearl finish and has glow-in-the-dark aliens.
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